Burglar Calls 911
Hey guys, I want to tell you about …
tonight on KVAL news, they talked about a 911 call made by a Timothy Chapek. Apparently HE broke into someone’s house, and the owners came home.
Burglar Calls 911
The burglar called 911 afraid that the owners had guns.
In the background you hear someone ask, “What are you doing in my shower?”
You can read the entire transcript of the call at KVAL.com.
I really did laugh my _ _ _ off!
NEWS FLASH **** Chapek Update ….
This guy is a real case….
In the last couple of days, since the original break in he has:
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1. skipped bail
2. stolen a loaner car from a BMW dealership
3. taken a cartful of stuff from a Wal Mart
4. gotten himself rearrested
Whew.
Tags: burglar calls 911, dumbest crimes, eugene, oregon, stupid criminals
I wonder what cool stories that guy is going to tell his cell-mates…
3 prisoners.
Prisoner 1: Well I went to the bank and grabbed some a**hole clerk by the throat and when he saw my 9mm he knew he was toast … *evil laughter*
Prisoner 2: When the police found the stolen BMW’s in our shop, they sure as hell wouldn’t just arrest me, I split in one of the BMW’s. They’ve chased me for 40 blocks , I trashed about 3 police cars before they finally shot my tires *another evil laughter*.
Prisoner 3 (Timothy Chapek): Ehm, well I ehh broke into a house … uhm … ehh
There’s some highly intelligent people out there lol.
There was a story in the news today about a dude who rang 911, then pulled over a passing cop, to complain that he had been ripped off by the size of the cocaine deal he just bought. Surprisingly, the cops weren’t too sympathetic …